Dreams are so unpredictable. Some night's you're falling off a cliff or frantically prepping for a presentation you forgot about. Other nights, you're getting all hot and bothered between the sheets—and often, it's not with the person in bed next to you.
Sex dreams are super common, and they can also be super unsettling. You may dream of having sex with your boss, an ex, or even a family member—gross! But don't worry: Sex dreams don't represent a desire for sex, necessarily. As Lauri Quinn Loewenberg, a professional dream analyst and author of Dream on It: Unlock Your Dreams, Change Your Life, previously told Men's Health, these dreams can represent anything you feel you're lacking in your life. It could be control; self-love; respect.
Let's say you dream about getting it on with a coworker. This doesn't mean you're secretly desperate to have sex with them; instead, you might be looking to adopt a certain trait they have.
"While you may not be attracted to the co-worker you dreamed about, there is some quality they possess that you want for yourself," Loewenberg explained. "Ask yourself what stands out about this co-worker to you. Is she the one that has the highest amount of sales? The go-to person for tech issues? Or maybe the boss's favorite?”
Here, six guys reveal the weirdest sex dreams they've ever had. We won't try and decode them, but we do hope the next time you have a sex dream of your own, you won't feel quite so "off" after waking up.
This guy had a threesome with his friend:
“I had a dream I was in a threesome with some really hot girl who was a stranger ... and my best friend who is a dude. It was beyond weird. If I had a threesome, I’d want two girls and me—and even if it was another guy, I’d never want my buddy right there with me. We ended up kissing, too, and I woke up a bit startled. It was sort of hot until that moment, but also strange.” —Phil*
This guy had sex with his boss:
“It’s probably a pretty common one, and I get it, because it was incredibly hot. I was with my boss, who is a woman, and we were working late in the office, just the two of us. All of a sudden she asked if I wanted a drink, and I said yes, so she went to the kitchen to get some and came back butt naked with beers. It was crazy. In my dream she looked amazing. She handed me the beer and threw me on the desk and took total charge and we ended up doing it everywhere." —Jonathan
This guy's ex got involved:
“I dreamt that my ex somehow got to know my current girlfriend, and I came home one day after work and they were having sex in our bedroom. First I was surprised and freaked out, and then I saw how sexy it was because both women are hot and I liked having sex with my ex a ton (even though we ended things for other reasons). So then I joined in and [had] both of them [go down on me] at once.” —Henry
This guy had sex with himself:
“I have no idea what this means, but it doesn’t seem great. I had a sex dream that I was cloned and I was having sex with myself. Maybe I am a narcissist? In the dream, I was oddly turned on by myself…” —Pat*
This guy had an orgy in a bouncy house:
“I was in a bouncy house and there were like 10 beautiful, hot, sexy women bouncing around up and down with me, and we were all taking turns to make out or give oral or go right at it on the floor of the bouncy house. It was a giant sex orgy party and it was [freaking] awesome.” —Randy
This guy had sex with his friend's mom:
“There’s no denying it: My friend’s mom is a total fox ... I’ve known my friend since childhood, [and] I’ve always had a crush on her. She got hotter with age! I had a sex dream where I was going over to my friend’s home as a college kid (so like from the past) and she ended up locking me in the closet with her and seduced me. So good.” —David*
*Some names have been changed to allow subjects to speak freely on private matters.
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Article source: https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a26086624/sex-dream-confessions/
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